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This call is from the mothership, confirming the date and time that it will be here at our galaxy for pick up of those who wish or are required to return to our home planet. Preprations should be made by having your gravity-simulation suits drycleaned and obtaining new homes for any pets that you have accumulated during your stay on this planet that are not returning specimens. Any specimens that are returning to the home planet or are continuing with you to your next base of assignment shall have form: beezet goffzer-005-E filled out and stamped by your Alien Planet Coordinator at least 20 poznits prior to your departure and shall be affixed to the specimen.** PLEASE NOTE** Human specimens are never allowed as they are too stupid, ignorant and are considered a dangerious and destructive species as evidenced by how their home planet has degraded over the last centron. Any duscovered smuggled on board will be ejected into the nearest star!